Heath Franklin's Chopper: Not Here To F*ck Spiders

Get ready for a no-holds-barred comedy experience as Heath Franklin's Chopper returns with his razor-sharp wit and brutal honesty in Not Here To F*ck Spiders.

Presented by Laughing Stock Productions

Heath Franklin's Chopper: ~Not Here To  Fck Spiders~
Heath Franklin's Chopper: ~Not Here To  Fck Spiders~

#Don't miss your chance to laugh till it hurts with Australia’s Most Wanted comedian

One Night Only!

Winner Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024
Winner Comics Choice - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018

Australia's Most Wanted comedian is back after three years off... and he's not here to f*ck spiders!

That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to...

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks. 

Suitable for audiences 15+
This show contains: Strong coarse language.

Friday 22 November - 7:30pm


Empire Cardholder $40.00
Adult $45.00
Concessions $40.00
Groups 6+ $40.00
*a fee of $5 applies per transaction for online bookings.


Comedy


60 - 70mins

#TAKE A SNEAK PEEK

This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and "so wrong its right" moments.

Chortle (UK)

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