8 Aug 2025

9:30PM
Urzila Carlson: You Don't Say

Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australian and New Zealand's biggest comedy stars, and she's bringing her trademark cheeky wit back to Australian stages in 2025 with the 'You Don't Say' Tour.

Presented By Live Nation & Jubilee Street

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#One of Comedy’s Biggest Stars Returns!

You Don’t Say is a show born out of sarcasm and storytelling from the mind of a woman who might be slightly out of her mind!

An undeniable tour de force of the comedy world, Urzila hasn’t stopped since first taking to the comedy stage in 2008. In 2025, Urzila will be doing her first national tour of the USA and her biggest tour of the United Kingdom.

Recommended for Ages 16+

Limited tickets available for earlier session. Click here for 7:00pm session.

Times

Friday 08 August - 9:30pm

Prices

One Price $59.90

All patrons must hold a valid ticket for entry, regardless of age (inc babies).

*a fee of $5 applies per transaction for online bookings.

***A card payment processing fee will apply for all transactions made via card. This does not apply when paying by cash or using a gift voucher when any balance owing is not made by card.

Venues

Empire Theatre

Genres

Comedy

#WATCH A SNEAK PEEK

Effortlessly likeable… stream of belly-laughs.
The Age

Carlson’s a master of the form. Audiences across New Zealand have known it for years, and turned out in droves in recognition of that. Now, it’s the world’s turn.
The Spin Off

Standout performance… side-splitting.
Rip it up

There's no doubt Carlson is a slick act - she debuted on the Netflix stand-up comedy event series Comedians of the World - but it's her everyday-ness that makes her so good at her craft.
Stuff